Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Pi Day

Yesterday was Pi day, one of the most awesome (not to mention most geeky) days of the year. It is possibly the best day ever.
For years Pi day has also taken over the role of Valentine's day for me. Valentine's day seems forced and artificial. On Pi day however hanging out with a special geeky someone, eating pie, and in generally being complete dorky nerds, is much more romantic than a more commercial day. 


Anyway, this Pi day I found myself single... and it had about the same affect as being single on V-day. So like any single geek, I went on to the internet to look at what I didn't have. What did I find? When trying to find pictures of hot, steamy, sexy, intelligent men


I found.... something else. Over-the-top-buff guys were there aplenty, but what was sorely lacking was any hot AND intelligent seeming guys. Maybe it is asking too much, but I when I search google images for 'hot nerds' I don't want to come across a large amount of weird and strange looking geeks, and hot girls.


For a guy to be attractive he needs two things: hotness and intelligence. I know I can't be the only one out there who loves a guy with brains and a body. There has to be sexy, smart men whose photos have graced the internet, so other geeky girls can admire the sight of tantalizing man while also knowing that the brain functions just as well as the muscles.
So, as I kept scouring the results of various keyword entries, I found myself thinking about what it is that can make a man look both sexy and brainy at the same time. The first idea I had was that glasses would make anyone look more on the nerdy side. But for some guys, the glasses just wouldn't fit.
I discovered that glasses may aid in the geeky appearance, they are not the only ingredient necessary. So I created a recipe for finding or creating a smoking hot nerd.
Start with a nerd.
Dress him as a male model would.
Remove some clothing and add muscle tone.
And Viola! A photo ready to invoke fantasies that will charm you on a physical and intellectual level. Now if only I could figure out how to find them in real life...